Subject: ways to be annoying Part IV

 Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

 Light road flares on a birthday cake.

 Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsely.

 Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

 Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

 Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

 At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

 As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

 Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed up", and repeat.

Name your dog, "Dog".

Inform others they exist only in your imagination

. Ask people what gender they are.

 Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think".

 Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

 Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".---------------------------------------------------------------